So here’s what happens when you talk to your friends about Captain America:
Friend (team-nerd-angel): “If Steve had a threesome with Tony and Bruce, the ship name would be ‘StarkSpangledBanner’”.’
Does everyone know about that thing where if a bird smacks full pelt into a window they leave an imprint? I really want for Dean and Cas to be fucking on the hood of the Impala and Cas comes so hard that he throws his wings back in a fit of passion and leaves an imprint on the car but Dean can’t bring himself to care. Actually, he sees it as a sort of trophy.
I don’t think you understand how much I need this.